Looking for my next opportunity to make a change. The digital way.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known for building a flying car during my lunch break, making it easy to beat traffic.

I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently and I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down and I have spoken with Elvis. OOH and The laws of physics do not apply to me.